bedtime tucking in conversation

“What is that smell?”

“I don’t know.”

“Wow, it’s your armpit! It smells like onions!”

“Oh that smell, it’s pretty manly isn’t it?” (Said with a great deal of pride)

“I don’t care if you think it’s manly or not, you just need to get your tail in the shower and soap up those pits.”

“I can’t mom, I have sensitive palms.”

“What the heck does that mean?!!”

“It means that when the water hits my palms it hurts and I have a hard time lathering up the soap.”

“TOO BAD!! You march right in there and figure out a solution, because I will be doing a sniff test! And while you are in there MAKE SURE you use some shampoo in your hair too.”

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